the search: volume 2: cruel intentions
it is finally time for the second installment of "the search" and as summer heats up, so does our movie selection with this classic tale of teenage lust and revenge.
this particular blonde and brunette pair features the young reese witherspoon and sarah michelle geller pining for the attention of ryan phillipe. scandal.
get ready, because this is going to be one bittersweet symphony. (lol)
(points below are very scientific. please take care in understanding their cultural, and psychological implications.)
love: wants to sleep with her step brother (-30). is a legit crazy bitch (-5). teaches young teenage girls how to make out in parks and then sleeps with their cello teachers (0).
style: crop tops with suit jackets. (-100, i literally can not believe this movie was only made in 1999.) is known for her signature accessories. (+10) but hers is a cross filled with coke (-10).
lifestyle: the conniving that this girl is capable of makes blair waldorf look like an amateur (-15). she is a student leader (+5).
outlook: puts on a good face to achieve public acceptance, but is ultimately a bit too crazy for her own good . (-10)
total: -155
love: writes magazine manifestos (-6). falls for ryan phillipe because he is a bad boy who doesn't like philanthropy (-10).
style: favors pastels (-5). wears her hair in pigtail braids (+2.5 (not for the pigtail, but for the braid)).
lifestyle: summers on a shi shi new york country estate/goes to prep school (-3). is kind of a brown-noser to adults (+3). sits on blankets beneath trees and reads (+5). makes weird faces (+15).
outlook: kind of a push-over for her much-touted values (-4). gets ultimate revenge through cunning exercise of her first amendment rights (+1 - not that it's anything i've done, but a positive trait nonetheless).
total: -1.5
total: -1.5
THE SEARCH SCORE: -155 + (-1.5) = -156.5
conclusion: the brunette might need to get a bit more scandalous & the blonde needs to perfect those crazy faces.
and the search continues...
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